to play fantasy cricket poem simply select your fantasy poem from the lines provided. each poemselecta will select a total of 11 lines. these 11 lines must be made up of 4 batting lines, 4 bowling lines, 2 allrounder lines and a wktkeeping line. there are few rules governing the order in which the lines should appear. no batting line can appear below line 7; no bowling line should appear above line 6; allrounder lines should not appear below line 8. a typical example of a line order is as follows:
batting
batting
allrounder
batting
batting
allrounder
bowling
wktkeeping
bowling
bowling
bowling
once the poems selected please submit it as a comment to this post. certain poems may be chosen to be played off against other poems in either test ODI or T20 formats depending on the time ive to spare. the scorecards for these matches will be posted on this blog
therere no penalties for modifying lines. this practice though not necessarily bad is undoubtedly cheating
batting
1. thats that white cat thats those white cars
2. wield the goosey 1 end turny 1 end bouncy
3. biff bam
4. thought it was the police it was just the beasties
5. cant stand losin scooters that appear human
6. delivery n dispersal dalai lama cops flying food
7. smash it over the mtn over mid wkt into the valley
8. stadium lights the mist from mtn glaciers
9. glaciers sit losing shape when glaciers stand
10. from their places masses move stark as laws
11. m eye deep in an umpires eye
12. need to utilise m powerful arms
13. yuvi in a tree watching cricket
14. eyes lose shape
15. is it shaun marsh ors it tim winton
16. if ya patient the perfect wavell come to you
17. hope yr in yr eye n dont 20 something pursuit
18. puma pumice it remains a very big one
19. makes cream
20. fine enough
21. dont you ever call me by m christian name again ever
22. a foil through the umpires eye
23. football meat pies roos n wilsons holden cars
24. been shopping for stones
25. even glaciers stand
26. m bursting fruit
27. irrational area of the ground
28. dalai lamas dispensing calm holds catches in the stands
29. achievements a handkerchief
30. small foil shorts
allrounder
1. hip swivel rip snorta
2. n shape runs rampant
3. i drown in the spray of phenomena
4. from their places masses move storks
5. sperm gangstas members stand
6. m head deep in a whales pelvis
7. foil shorts long legs
8. shaun marsh creams
9. burrowmound
10. as if id been handed the keys to timezone
11. twice in 1 delivery time stops
12. raining runs in the city of runs
13. raining runs in the city of rain
14. mtn topsre standing room only
15. not blingstones or moonstones
16. bought a moonsnail
17. plants feet nails
18. is nailed
19. irrational area of the hospital
wktkeeper
1. cant stand
2. small foil shots
3. out the kitchen window
4. hussey in green
5. crickets great
6. quantities
7. sangakarra flies through scenic ports
8. intricacies of beauty
bowling
1. solar calculator
2. losin scooters that appear human
3. the grey cloud sends
4. mtn dew nothing like anything
5. groins iridescent w electricity
6. a shiver
7. ballsre heavy w sacrifice
8. the werewolf speaks for the wolf how is that?
9. run from the mtns
10. to the crease to the sea
11. rooftopsre sold out
12. the kendo might improve m batting
13. whats a sportsstar?
14. calls a zombelephant
15. if yr perfect the patient wave
16. passes through the eye of the umpire
17. umar akmal enters the kingdom of the zomb
18. how is that
19. wombants mounds a burrow
20. reschs dinner ale
21. topknotsre standing on the rooftops
22. a foil through the umpires eye
23. waves a perfect tortoise
24. irrational field of the field
25. yeah yas shouldve talked about the cricket
26. is nailed
27. it will require a replacement kookaburra
28. screamer dougies comeback plants
29. foil wrapped pelvis
30. m arses wrapped in foil the
at some point out of intolerable pain he was driven to forsake representation
he batted without feeling soulessly hammering off a callous back foot hed no longer need for a people
cold vicious ponting terrifies me still
cold vicious ponted it terrifies me still
cold vicious pont it it terrifies me still
cold vicious ponting iting it terrifies me still
pitch report: we ricky ponting must strike early n hard
we thump hard clara must strike fast n with joy
our gum doesnt stand a chance
1.1 trott edges the top of his pad
1.2 trott skies a ball without control into a vacant area of the infield
1.3 we ricky ponting must accumulate chance until it falls 4 us
1.4 n what we take from our gum
1.5 s slowly released to the air currents 1.6 whole things calibrated according to times way of walking sideways out of the event
2.1 thesere key overs
2.2 more key than we ricky ponting could everve hoped
2.3 we ricky ponting wait in a new position were creating something
2.4 build it in a day claras eyes out
2.5 beards a pelt
2.6 let me pelt the wkts with my comets
3.1 fill the tube
3.2 the air
3.3 the heads of batsmen
3.4 put it up there
3.5 thingsve been dark for too long
3.6 m beak spits
4.1 theres no evil in all directions
4.2 clara bides her time
4.3 claras biding alright!
4.4 we ricky ponting chew gum
4.5 a cow in our previous life our hide made cricket balls
4.6 ruminating like a speed freak
5.1 off spin of our ricky pontings chewing gum
5.2 in a life claras a rain cloud
5.3 lvs the betfair blimp
5.4 when we stop chewing
5.5 our cow skin splits our human skin we chew detached chunks of our flesh
5.6 itd be good to kick something
6.1 the last time i became aware of cricket was 6 months ago
6.2 snick it ya
6.3 oblong
6.4 it runs fast over the oblong
6.5
a pitchs a pitchs a particular pitch a particular pitch on a particular days a particular pitch on a particular day a particular pitch on a particular day deteriorates in particular ways particular deteriorationsre particular deteriorations
thats to say steind understand the pitch n how it can be day 4 on day 2 or suddenly at any point clara can wake n find its day 4 katich knows (through it)
the boy challenges we ricky ponting to hit the roof
1.2 what is this pact with the devil watsons put his name too?
1.3 i like to massage linseed oil into the face of the bat with m bare hands
1.4 bowden: what am i the police?
1.5 classic cat
1.6 peter siddle i know hes from gippsland
2.1 its unaustralian to be a south african playing for england
2.2 wearing yr sunglasses over yr lions
2.3 atherton softly buzzes not that its significant but im curious as to whether i see ponting n clara in the slips air batting n talkin technique in a dream or if its really live pictures from blob when ones sleeping watching the cricket players shift one is there and suddenly its a different one and some indeterminate chunk of times passed or it hasnt maybe its day 5 atherton still buzzes i awake to find clara under a pillow
2.4 s all just turned bad
2.5 we ricky ponting running out of heroes counting on unlikely heroes and movin on along a continuum of hope
2.6 whatre the chances clara can manifest as north
blob day 0st (0.0)
August 20th, 2009its 10.33pm n its lunchtime fuck
athertons the key to a perfect mid afternoons nap
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